Mechanic Opening

[DSTRBD]

We are looking to add a mechanic. Full time preferred, but part time is a possibility. Knowledge of and experience with diesel trucks is a must. Job will include diesel/gas performance and repair, suspension, and truck accessories. If interested, please email us at [email protected].

 

[DSTRBD]

We have another opening for a mechanic and/or sales. Email us if interested.

 

[PTSUPERD]

Email sent. Attached is a full list of references.

 

[Powerstroked162]

Sent mine as well. Some of my qualities as listed:

1. Good at being lazy
2. Know my way around a desk chair
3. Good with texting during work hours
4. Handy with anti-virus software install (lots of experience from debugging porn sites)

Do references need to be credible? I listed Jesus Christ, our lord and savior

Let me know

 

[DSTRBD]

We forgot to mention, if your daily attire includes a hockey helmet and drool bib, you need not apply.

Still looking...

 

[PTSUPERD]

LOL. Still waiting on my call.

 

[Vengeance]

LOL. Still waiting on my call.

I think one of the requirements was also being able to get into trucks without a step stool.....

 

[PTSUPERD]

I think one of the requirements was also being able to get into trucks without a step stool.....

Oh you got jokes!!!

 

[Scarlet_Nape]

Oh you got jokes!!!

 

[Sprman]

Oh you got jokes!!!

I just want everyone here no starting with you Gare that I have made the decision to come out of the closet.

 

[PTSUPERD]

I just want everyone here no starting with you Gare that I have made the decision to come out of the closet.

Whoa. Its ok bro. Embrace your true identity.

 

[imelmo]

I just want everyone here no starting with you Gare that I have made the decision to come out of the closet.

Wow, when did we become a D-Max site?

.

 

[Powerstroked162]

LOL

 

[Sprman]

wned:

 

[drunk on diesel]

Wow, when did we become a D-Max site?

.

lol, nice

 

[PTSUPERD]

wned:

LOL

 

[SEABEE08FX4]

I just want everyone here no starting with you Gare that I have made the decision to come out of the closet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU

 

[Sprman]

LOLLOLLOL

"HA! GAY!!"